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ANYONE associated with the invention, development, production, distribution, promotion, administration, sale, preparation, installation or compensation in any form or amount from DENTAL IMPLANTS is as guilty of terrorism as the most radicalized ISIS extremists, mass murderers and executioners.


I don't care about your sexual orientation. I don't care about your religious beliefs. But the utter cruelty, selfishness, senselessness, and for some unexplained reason (other than political and legislative payola, collectively in the billions of dollars), for the continued promotion and performance of these SADISTIC DENTAL IMPLANT PROCEDURES, merits extended suffering, slow death, and eternal burning in hell by all its participants! How dare you advertise "teeth in one day" and deliver a lifetime of disfigurement and misery!


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DENTAL IMPLANTS: CASH COW, HEALTH SCAM! Don't pay thousands to be a "test dummy" for these selfish, unproven, dangerous procedures!

DENTAL IMPLANTS, being done by virtually every licensed dentist in the country (and, conceivably, even some who are unlicensed), should be illegal except in cases of catastrophic accident or illness. At the very least, dental implant procedures should be limited to installation by oral surgeons only - and even then, only those with additional, special training in the procedures and the myriad of serious potential complications involved. Even oral surgeons should be held to strict standards regarding minimum staffing and specialized equipment for implant procedures. These complex procedures cannot be safely and effectively done in small, squalid "general practitioner" surroundings, by dentists who "went to a seminar" or "read a trade magazine article about it."

Allowing inadequately trained general dentists, in minimally equipped, understaffed dental clinics (there are even mobil dental clinics - run from large vans - doing the work), to perform these risky, invasive implant procedures is as absurd as allowing general practitioners to perform open-heart surgery on an out-patient basis. What's next? Dental implants at the mall? Dental implant "salons" at Walmart? Hey, Mom can get her nails done while Dad gets dental implants at the booth next door! Don't laugh - under current law it could happen!

I have permanent nerve damage because a Las Vegas dentist, Geraldine Joiner, D.D.S., "experimented" with these dental implant procedures on me almost SIX YEARS AGO - and BOTCHED the job . . . big time. There is no effective treatment (removal of the implants, bone abridement surgery, laser beam treatment (total quackery in this application, as if burning the surrounding flesh would magically make the severed nerve endings mend themselves - but, hey, "anything for a buck," right, guys?). Bottom line: there is no cure for nerve damage received during faulty dental implant procedures.

Truth be told, the symptoms only get worse: the drooling, the spitting, the lisping, the tongue and cheek and lip biting and lack of muscle control while eating (I basically have to eat with my face stuck in a bowl - like an animal - I think there's food stuck to that side of my face, and nothing's there, or I have food stuck to my face and can't feel it), above and beyond the constant feelings alternating between numbness and electrical charges - all horrible and permanent symptoms.

And I don't believe my experience is unique. Patients who experience pain, numbness, feelings of electric shock just under the skin, etc. (the collective term for which is "parasthesia"), following implant procedures are immediately and continually told, as I was, that "it will go away - you'll be fine." And isn't is amazing that how, when pressed, they each had "one" patient with the same problem - "but it went away." Right. On one hand we're told, "this almost never happens," but then after the fact there are these supposed "professionals" who have performed "hundreds" of corrective procedures for anomalies involving dental implants. If complications are so rare, where did they get all this corrective experience? If injuries, such as mine, are so remote, why do they require the patients to sign multi-page disclaimers prior to the procedures?

Dental implant procedures, advertised in the most deceptive manner ("teeth in one day" patients biting into an apple (I couldn't eat anything more challenging than Spaghetti-O's and instant oatmeal for almost a year) immediately after the procedure, etc. - clearly a legal and ethical violation of informed-consent obligations), are the new physician-run "pill mills" and should be approached with the same regulatory zeal as the "pushers" running those types of clinics. And, similar to the "feel-good clinics" that exploit the law and human weakness for the sake of obscene profits, the time can't be far off - if it's not happening already - that we're going to see implant "pushers" migrating from state to state when things get too "hot" in a particular jurisdiction.

Unfortunately, until these types of injuries relating to dental implants happen to a U.S. Senator or someone in his or her family, it seems little will be done to change current rules and policies regarding who can do dental implant procedures and under what conditions.

Anyone who thinks this doesn't affect them, because they're not senior citizens (the principle target market for dental implants) is missing the collective, downhill implications here. Traditional dental treatment as we've known it for the last several decades is being eroded by the big-buck promise of dental implants. The mantra of "save the teeth, if at all possible" has changed to "let 'em rot - the implant replacements will pay for my new house!" A local periodontist actually has "Periodontist/Implantologist" on his signage and business cards. No surprise that he wasn't "able" to do anything for my gums but "check 'em again next month" . . . and suggest some implants(!) for the affected area. Is anyone so dense that they don't see the conflict of interest involved there? We're looking at a system that encourages these people to do nothing - fraudulently and deceptively - so they have a shot at a bigger payday on down the road. 

The current, overly permissive and irresponsible, anything-for-a-buck policies and actions of the dental implant industry remind me of what Harry Markopolos (chief fraud investigator and whistleblower in the Bernie Madoff case) said in his book No One Would Listen: "The health-care industry makes Wall Street look honest."

Legislators (especially California-based, where the chief manufacturer and promoter of dental implants, Nobel Biocare USA*, is located), please do what you can to introduce legislation that will re-define and restrict these dangerous, unproven procedures, especially in the hands of under-trained, under-equipped, under-staffed general dentists (or simply deem implant procedures by general dentists as "practice drift" under existing regulations), and limit the negative impact on public health that will continue to rise as the dental implant "cash cow" becomes more and more widespread. - Ray Parker, Coalition for Dental Implant Reform

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B-I-G MAIL! a "big mail" to start or expand your mail order business. Many good programs and offers - and they work! Return this ad (or a copy) with $2 (cash or stamps, please) to: Marvin Koehler, 706 Washburn St., Taylor, TX 76574

THE PASSIVE INCOME KINGDOM! Start earning a passive extra income in hands-free cash flow every month! This elite club helps everyday people, who don't have big connections or deep pockets, grow small amounts of money into larger amounts - in weeks instead of years!

$1,000-A-WEEK POSITIONS AVAILABLE! Associates needed for our new growth. Work at home. No selling. Not MLM. 1-800-943-7203. Call now for a free report, or visit our website at Reference code 56035

MAIL AND GROW RICH! Earn up to $1,000 per week mailing super money-making postcards. Free information from: The Prosperity Group, P.O. Box 4154-AA, Kansas City, KS 66104

FREE BONUS REPORT! "Twenty-five Steps to Mail Order Success"; over 100 ways to succeed in mailorder. This is a powerful report with full reprint rights! Only $3 +  1 first-class stamp to: Jerry Allen, Dept. SB, P.O. Box 1344, Bridgeview, IL 60455 

RESELL 10 MILLION CAMERA IMAGES! No restrictions on publication! Lifetime income! For revealing details, rush $2 cash for shipping & handling. You'll also receive 290+ free bonus gifts! J.C. Images, 216 South 7th St., Easley, SC 29640-3426

YOUR HOME-BUSINESS EMPIRE! Claim your stake of over 250 prime lots of online real estate! This is an automated home business that does the selling, delivers the products, and takes care of customer support for you - all on autopilot! Become a "cyber landlord" today!  

KITCHEN-TABLE MONEY MAKER! Turn just one hour per week into $2,500.00 per month - or more! Low-cost, simple . . . and extremely profitable! Free information! Send this ad (or a copy) and three (3) first-class stamps to: Valeria Ligenza, 250 W. Columbus Ave., Nesquehoning, PA 18240

MY HOT FLYER CAN MAKE YOU $5 CASH, give you eight inches of advertising space, plus 10 first-class stamps - and reprint rights are included! Send $5 cash and 10 first-class stamps to: Flyer, P.O. Box 1208, Yabucoa, PR 00767, USA

FREE STAMPS! Let me show you how to get "thousands" of people to send you a book of Forever Stamps. It's easy! For full details, send this ad (or a copy) and one book (20) of Forever Stamps (these first-class stamps are good "forever," regardless of postage increases, in case you're unfamiliar with them) to: Valeria Ligenza, 250 W. Columbus Ave., Nesquehoning, PA 18240

TWO FREE REPORTS! "How to save big bucks on your mailing costs," and "How to judge the truthfulness of mail-order offers." Send this ad (or a copy) and an L.S.A.S.E. to: York Publications,  P.O. Box 1208, Yabucoa, PR 00767-1208, USA 

MACK'S FLEA MARKET ADSHEET: Free cell phone, free Walmart gift cards, cancer cure, money makers and savers, money machine (makes $4,000 with just $10 and five people), cheap advertising, gas guzzler remedy, more. Sent USPS. Send this ad (or a copy) and an L.S.A.S.E. to: B.J.M., 135 Bellwood Dr., Lima OH 45805 

MONSTER CIRCULATION! Your one-inch ad to 250,000 for only $50 - with a free 50% dealership, too! Send an L.S.A.S.E. to: R.R., Dept. M.C., P.O. Box 1208, Yabucoa, PR 00767-1208, USA

MACK'S FLEA MARKET - GET ONE! Send an L.S.A.S.E. and this ad (or a copy) to: B.J. Mack, 135 Bellwood Dr., Lima, OH 45805. Cancer cure information, money makers, money saver gift cards, stamps, super MLM, cheap ads, lucky form, antidotes and more! 

LEARN  HOW TO GET FREE $200 Walmart gift cards every week - and earn money, too! Call 1-954-907-8703. Also 24/7 recorded information at 1-800-521-6082.

$1200 IN JUST 15 DAYS! Ground-floor opportunity! Check us out! or call our hotline right now: 1-877-688-6817, promo code W6LWVZ, and get a free gift just for seeing what it's all about! 

PRINT-&-MAIL SPECIAL! One-sided 8-1/2" x 11" circulars to 10,000+ opportunity seekers and posted on the five top money-making/homebusiness websites for a full year for just $50. Limited time only. Act now! Rush ad and payment to: Popular Enterprise, 215 W. Troy St. #2004, Ferndale, MI 48220

THROW AWAY ALL OTHER OFFERS . . . because I have "the offer"! We print and mail personal postcards. Easy, fun, interesting business! Call 1-800-640-5938 and give ID LV4459

LISTEN TO THESE two recorded numbers: 1-209-647-1428 and 1-712-432-1085, PIN #731-384, then look at this website: Call me in two days and let me know what you think! - Ray, -1-616-249-8425. After 30 years I found it! This will change your life!

HEALED FROM CANCER . . . with baking soda! Get amazing 8-page report plus two bonus reports (with reprint rights). Send $10 cash donation to cover duplication, postage and handling costs. Healthy Rewards, Dept. SB, P.O. Box 3031, Cleveland, GA 30528-0053 

NEVER SEEN BEFORE! a 2X1 that pays after only one person. Also receive 50% off your "invitee total gift." Private: by invitation only! Go to: (Most people start at levels of $50, $200, $500.) Note: you must put "Inviter I.D." #1647 (E.F.) on the form.

THROW AWAY OTHER OFFERS . . . because now I am giving you "The Offer"! We print and mail postcards. Call 1-800-640-5938 and give I.D. #LV4459. Call now!

FREE INFO SAVINGS! $1,000 in grocery coupons, $1,000 in restaurant coupons, plus $1,000 bonus discount certificate. Wow! Send an L.S.A.S.E. to: P. Bond, 2073 Davidson Ave. #C, Bronx, NY 10453 (#60618)

A HOME-BASED BUSINESS FOR CHRISTIANS! "Doing well while doing good." Free information for an L.S.A.S.E. to: Network Goodness, P.O. Box 4154-XX, Kansas City, KS 66104

A DREAM HOME BUSINESS: Make up to $150 an hour - and more - performing a service that's in high demand in most homes and businesses. Attn: Eric Levine, Promo Code CL 37458, 19871 Nordhoff St., Northridge, CA 91324. Toll-free: 1-800-507-7222

START MAKING $1,000 A MONTH with Christian MLM in less than a year from now. Qualifications: be teachable and willing to take action to find and help people like yourself prosper. For details, send your name and address to: Darren Page, P.O. Box 36301, Washington, DC 20020, or call 1-202-355-8138

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! Avoid MLM/1- and 2-up programs. If 97% of all joining them lose money, why torture yourself with repeated failure? Free details at Credit ID: 9-875-CA. See what really works! No gifting!

OUR PEOPLE-HELPING-PEOPLE NETWORK is giving money to people in  need. Nothing to buy! Nothing to sell! Just $50 bills coming to you. It's crazy! Join us today! Send an S.A.S.E. and $2 (cash or stamps) to: Brian Keesee, 950 Four Mile Rd. NW. #1A, Grand Rapids, MI 49455-1538

FREE REPORT! "Mailing Tips of the Pros." This valuable report is free when you send $2 for the details on the best low-cost program and the best stamp program on the market. Big money! D.M.E., P.O. Box 366, Sandpoint, ID 83864

FREE MEMBERSHIP AND $5 SIGN-UP BONUS! Join "Inboxdollars" and earn some extra cash doing research tasks; get paid to shop, play video games for cash - plus get paid to try free offers!

HAVE A PRODUCT OR SERVICE TO SELL? I can help you! Over one million circulation, free checking copies, plus the same ad e-mailed to two million! Please visit:, or send an S.A.S.E. to: Advertising, Dept. AL054, P.O. Box 10025, Prichard, AL 36610. E-mail is: Also available, my "big mail" for $2 cash or stamps! What-cha-waitin'-for?

INTERNET INCOME . . . TOP-NOTCH! Exciting, new "turn-key," home-based Internet business-opportunity specials:,,, (priority code: H784) and  

THE DAILY CASH BOX! Would you like to see your mailbox overflowing with $100, $200, $300 a day? No computer, no MLM, no cash gifting, no tricks! One-time $20 payment! Send an L.S.A.S.E. to: Ramon Rivera, P.O. Box 1208, Yabucoa, PR 00767 (USA)

OWN AN INTERNET EMPIRE! Get an automated system that does the selling, delivers the products, and takes care of customer support for you . . . all on autopilot! You do not lift a finger; you only collect your properties' revenue! Become a "cyber landlord" today! 

HIGH-YIELD STOCK REPORT for $3 and a self-addressed, stamped envelope to: Rusty Lin Hoyer, 409 York ST. #713, Bellingham, WA 98225 

JOIN THE GIFTING PROGRAM CALLED "Income Made Easy," where you receive your first cash gift in about 10 weeks - and $2,300 in cash about every other week for life . . . without any sponsoring! This program is working! Details at:, I.D. #0034, or Greg Johnson, 563-928-6997

JOIN THE "SKINNY BODY CARE COMPANY," where you never have to sponsor anyone, you can buy their incredible, all-natural weight-loss pills for just $65.92 a month . . . and you can also earn $1,000's every month! Call "Herb" at 740-455-9971 and tell him "Greg Johnson is my sponsor!"

HOW TO GET ONE MILLION PEOPLE TO SEND YOU $2. Learn my easy method, plus get proof the method works. Send $2 and a long, self-addressed, stamped envelope to: Mr. Davey Roach, 2029 Douglas Ave., Clearwater, FL 33755

USE MY MONEY to make $100 to $1,000 daily. Plug-in to my system and copy me exactly. I will put you in a position to receive money immediately after joining our program. Call now! 1-618-355-1140, use ID #8232 

SINGLES CLUB MAGAZINE: "Something Else!" is a unique publication dedicated to singles - all ages, all types! Sample issue, $5. Ad rates: $1 per inch; 10 cents a word. The Simmons Company, P.O. Box 880761, San Francisco, CA 94188-0761. (For the video download, please send US$3 and your e-mail address.)

WOULD YOU INVEST $2 TO EARN $500 to $1,000 extra every month? We tested this program and people are responding. Join today for only $2 plus 2 stamps. Power K. Productions, Dept. D171, 7210 Jordan Ave., Suite D28, Canoga Park, CA 91303

JOIN GLOBAL DOMAINS INTERNATIONAL, INC., for only $10 a month and you'll receive 10 e-mail accounts, a free website, a monthly commission check, and assistance in building your on-line down-line. The company's been in business since 1999. Go to:

SAVE MONEY ON GAS AND AUTO REPAIRS! For information, send an L.S.A.S.E. and $5 cash to: Frederick Graham, P.O. Box 752, Farmville, NC 27828-0752

HEART DISEASE BREAKTHROUGH! 100% organic herbals help angina, congestive heart issues, high blood pressure, irregular heartbeat, diabetic circulation problems, etc. Distributors wanted. Call 1-866-295-5305, I.D. #7210

DISCOUNT ADVERTISING IN "Introduction to Mail Order": 10,000 circulation. 1" ad - $8; 2" ad - $12; 3" ad - $18; 4" x 5" ad - $30; 8" x 10" ad - $80. Camera-ready ads only. Send ads and payment to: Betty Graham, 112 Northfield Dr., Searcy, AR 72143-3152

PRINT & MAILING SERVICE to 10,000 circulation: 1" c/r ad - $4; 2" c/r ad - $6. Honest, reliable service. Order now and receive six (6) free money-making reports. Checking copy sent. Send orders plus three (3) first-class stamps to: Milton Douglas, P.O. Box 200043, South Ozone Park, NY 11420

START YOUR JOURNEY TODAY on the road to financial freedom! Leverage $5 into $3,855. What if . . . a system existed that was so inexpensive, yet so compelling and so lucrative that virtually everyone who sees it says, "yes"?  

TWO MILLION DOLLARS ($2,000,000) IN CASH! Are you ready to become a millionaire? We have free information that will change your life! Thomas E. Abraham, P.O. Box 42235, Las Vegas, NV 89116

ARE YOUR PROGRAMS FAILING? It may not be "what" you're mailing . . . but how you're going about it! Secret mailing technique3 disclosed. Send just two (2) first-class stamps to: Jim Bowers, 8071 N. Highway 43, Solsberry, IN 47459 

"SOMETHING ELSE!" IS AN EROTIC E-BOOK of single nude females worldwide. Sell to bookstores, etc. Send US$10 to: The Simmons Company, P.O. Box 880761, San Francisco, CA 94188-0761 U.S.A. Send by PayPal to: Raymond Simmons at: Get the video download by sending US$3 and your e-mail address! 

TAKE A LOOK AT MY WEB SITE . . . if you like what you see, I'll put you on my waiting list: Conference call at 9:30 p.m. E.S.T., Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday: (712) 432-0075, PIN #615487 

GET YOUR IMAGE on the latest release of "Something Else!" - a single-males DVD music compilation distributed to single hot females worldwide! You receive a free copy of the DVD. Send a clear photo and US$60 to: The Simmons Company, P.O. Box 880761, San Francisco, CA 94188-0761, U.S.A. 

MONEY-MAKING OPPORTUNITY with secure, customized Web site, 24/7. Earn $100 commission on each sale. Accept all major credit cards. Free, unlimited Internet advertising, free e-books, free software, free hotleads, free mailing lists! 

GET FREE HOTEL ROOMS - free airline tickets, free cruises! Never pay full price for travel again! Receive 1,000's of dollars in benefits every year! Send $1 and an L.S.A.S.E. to: MR Services, 329 Orange Rd., Montclair, NJ 07042

OKAY, SIZE MATTERS! Every man deserves to know the truth about increasing size, stamina, hardness, and what actually works. Fact: 99% of products fail. Your questions answered - 45 years of study and research trials. Satisfaction guaranteed. Only $15 from: Big Package Delivered, P.O. Box 3250, Turlock, CA 95381-3250 

SOLVE YOUR MONEY PROBLEMS FOREVER! Earn more working part-time than most do full-time. Free, mind-blowing report! Call 1-818-576-0388 or write: Dry-Tech, Promo #CL33454, 8920 Quartz Ave., Northridge, CA 91324

OUT OF WORK? Wealth shocker will put big money in your pocket. See what $2,500 a month can do for you. Guaranteed. Call 1-316-285-9998, ext. AJ4106, for 10-minute factual presentation. - Rev. J.P. 

"LEVIVE, THE POWER OF FIVE!" Super health juice! Acai berry, goji berry, noni fruit, mangosteen and pomegranate. Earn extra income! Join our team!

GET FREE HOTEL ROOMS, free airline tickets, free cruises! Never pay full price for travel again. Receive thousands of dollars in travel benefits every year! Send $1 and an L.S.A.S.E. to: MR Services, 329 Orange Rd., Montclair, NJ 07042

NO MONEY DOWN HOME PURCHASES - regardless of credit! Hard-money home loans and commercial loans.

POWER YOUR HOME with "Power Wizard"! It's affordable, efficient, practical, and totally solid-state . . . a do-it-yourself dream that anyone can do! A wholesale option is available, too! For amazing details, send a #10 (that's a regular business size), self-addressed, stamped envelope to: Prompt Printers, Dept. PWSB, P.O. Box 305, Raymond, NE 68428 

RECEIVE FREE SAMPLES, business opportunities, publications, money-making plans, etc. Your name on over 8,000 mailing lists for only $5 and five first-class stamps! Free dealership included; keep $5 on every order you receive. Xavier P. Starr, Jr., 1168 Ira St. SW. #2, Atlanta, GA 30310-3695

GET PAID UP TO $300 per week for grocery coupons you clip at home. Earn hundreds weekly with a reliable company. Send $1 and a self-addressed, stamped envelope for details. J.S., P.O. Box 643, Birch Run, MI 48415

NEW WEALTH SHOCKER . . . Guaranteed money bonus! Call 1-800-230-5880, ext. 1200 (This one works well.)    

BOYCOTT BOSTON MUTUAL Life Insurance Company of Canton, Massachusetts. This is truly an organization run by cartoon characters! If you're offered their over-priced, questionable policies and products through your employer or labor union (their preferred mass-enrollment tactic), just say "no" - and run like hell! If you have existing policies with Boston Mutual, consider dropping them. You can probably do much better with another company. - Editor 

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Link exchanges wanted. Show me mine (at your Web site), and I'll show you yours here.

Check out this new cyber-store; it's very cool! (Oops, technical problems with that link: please copy and insert into your browser bar manually until we get the problem ironed out. - Editor


Interesting home-business opportunity:


Tibetan Nuns Project:

Nice bikes, killer prices:

My favorite site for collector-quality wristwatches is They ship by USPS (U.S. Postal Service), and if you've read my editorial comments above, you know that's a far better method for small packages.

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